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Bad News Beto Drops Bomb: 10 Years Left to Halt Global Warming – 93.1 WIBC Indianapolis

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Bad news, kids. We’re all gonna die if we don’t address climate change in the next 10 years. Confess your sins, take that trip to see Venice, and make your final arrangements to depart this mortal earth soon because we’re going the way of the dinosaurs, according to self-annointed climate change expert Beto O’Rourke.

Fun Fact: The internal combustion engine and cow farts are the same things that took out the T-Rex. #TrueStory

O’Rourke offered his well-researched projection for the year of humanity’s inevitable obliteration during an appearance on MSNBC, telling befuddled host Chris Hayes that he plans to unite the country in the “10 years we have left to us” to address climate change.

Yes, there is no more unifying political issue than climate change, is there? Good luck with that, Beto. Good luck getting China, India, and of course, the highly agreeable leadership of North Korea on board with your plan as well, chief.

By the way, what happened to 12 years? Didn’t we have 12 years left? 

“I want to make sure that those who work in the oil and gas industry — those who work in the fossil fuel industry — are brought along as partners to make sure that we make this transition in the 10 years we have left to us,” O’Rourke said. “We all have a shared interest in a cleaner future.”

Smoke ’em if you got ’em, kids. 2029 will be here before you know it!

WIBC’s Nigel and Rob Kendall share a stimulating conversation regarding humanity’s impending doom in the clip below.